Q:  You propose Florida is renamed The Thunderstorm State

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Q:  You find yourself caught behind minivans from Ohio on all major highways.

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Q:  You can point out tourists solely by the shade of tan on their legs.

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Q:  You own between 0-1 winter coats.

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Q:  You are still in awe of the wonder that is Disney World.

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Q:  You laugh at Disney Land because you know they're just a knockoff of the one true Disney World.

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Q:  You can visit a "little" version of every major Carribbean island all in one state.

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Q:  You HAVE to chose between the 'Noles, the Gators, or the 'Canes...there is no avoiding the issue.

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